Ketchup Ice Cream Sundae Surprise

Ketchup Ice Cream Sundae Surprise

A dish that no one asked for, but here we are!

Ingredients
  

  • 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
  • 1/4 cup ketchup
  • 1 handful potato chips
  • 2 pickles (sliced)
  • 1 squirt mustard
  • 1 tbsp sprinkles
  • 1 cherry tomatoes

Instructions
 

  • Scoop the ice cream into a bowl like you’re making a delicious treat. Ignore the feeling of dread.
  • Drizzle ketchup on top like it’s strawberry syrup (the resemblance is uncanny, but your taste buds will tell a different story).
  • Add the potato chips for that perfect salty crunch and because it’s 2 a.m. and no decisions are good at this hour.
  • Place the pickle slices neatly on the ice cream. Let them sit there, silently judging you for what you’re about to do.
  • If you’re feeling brave, add a squirt of mustard for that extra tangy kick. (Warning: this is the point of no return.)
  • Top with whipped cream and sprinkles—it’s important to create a façade of normalcy.
  • Garnish with a cherry, because every disaster deserves a bright spot.

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Party Brownie

My sister Kristin has been making these fudgy, sprinkly, crowd-favorite brownies all summer, and I’ve sent her 100 texts to get all the info on this recipe over the last few weeks because I am obsessed with these babies. Kids love them, adults love them, they’re easy, they’re fun, and they disappear alarmingly fast. They’re PARTY BROWNIES! The base: a box of brownie mix. I don’t feel bad about this in the slightest. It makes these perfect “party brownies” because you can throw them together at a moment’s notice with minimal effort. The top layer: an old-fashioned-style chocolate fudge frosting. The kind with the dry, crackly exterior, the kind my mom puts on my dad’s birthday cake every year, the kind that everybody’s grandma has a recipe for somewhere in an old stained church cookbook. It’s so good and it’s the exact top layer I never knew my brownies needed. I call these party brownies because there is an event to bring them to nearly every weekend. A pool party at my parents’ house, Bjork’s extended family reunion, an impromptu hangout with friends – the answer to all scenarios is a pan of Party Brownies. ♡

Ingredients
  

  • 1 box brownie mix usually 16–18 ounces
  • 6 tablespoons butter
  • 1/3 cup milk
  • 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • rainbow sprinkles

Instructions
 

  • Make the brownies: Bake the brownies according to package directions in a 9×13 pan or slightly smaller rectangular pan (see note 1). I usually try to let them cool for an hour before frosting them.
  • Make the frosting: Melt the butter in a small saucepan over medium heat. Add the milk, sugar, vanilla, and salt; bring to a consistent boil over medium heat and cook for 45 seconds (it should be at a rolling boil for the full 45 seconds). Set a timer so you don’t overcook it!
  • Mix in the chocolate: Turn off the heat and add chocolate chips and stir to combine (if there are stubborn lumps, just whisk it for a minute).
  • Frost the brownies: Working quickly, pour the frosting over the brownies and spread evenly and add sprinkles. The frosting will start to set immediately, so don’t be a slow poke with this part (see note 2)!
  • Rest and serve: Let the frosting rest for 15-30 minutes, depending on how clean you want your slices to be! Cut, serve, PARTY TIME!

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Calories 125 kcal

Ingredients
  

  • 1 cup "Oops too much!" flour
  • 1/2 cup "Is this sugar or salt?" sugar
  • 1/2 cup "Surprise!" brown sugar
  • 1 stick "Why is this butter so soft?" butter
  • 1 egg (or two if one falls on the floor)
  • 1 tsp "Mystery extract" (vanilla, we hope)
  • 1/2 tsp "Random white powder" (baking soda or powdered sugar, who knows?)
  • 1 pinch "Just wing it" salt
  • 1 cup "Eh close enough" chocolate chips (or raisins if you're feeling evil)
  • 1 tbsp "Spontaneous madness" (whatever you find in the pantry)

Instructions
 

  • Preheat the confusion: Set your oven to somewhere around 350°F. Maybe. If your oven has a “guess” setting, use that.
  • Mix the indecision: In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, and brown sugar. If you can’t tell the difference, just close your eyes and hope for the best.
  • Butter up the chaos: Add the butter. If it’s not soft enough, microwave it until it explodes. Clean up the mess and try again.
  • Egg-citing times: Crack the egg(s) into the bowl. If any shells get in, just tell yourself it adds texture.
  • Extract the mayhem: Pour in the vanilla (or whatever extract you grabbed in your blind haste). It’s probably fine.
  • Powdery surprise: Add the baking soda (or whichever white powder you picked up). Sprinkle in the salt, unless you already used it as sugar.
  • Chocolate (or betrayal) chips: Fold in the chocolate chips. Accidentally use raisins if you like to live dangerously.
  • Randomness rules: Stir in the “Spontaneous madness” ingredient. It could be anything: sprinkles, crushed pretzels, or a dash of chili powder.
  • Spoonfuls of suspense: Drop spoonfuls of the dough onto a baking sheet. Space them out well because these cookies might spread, rise, or just merge into one giant cookie.
  • Bake and pray: Place the sheet in the oven and bake for 10-12 minutes. Keep an eye on them because anything could happen.
  • Disaster tasting: Let the cookies cool, then taste. If they’re terrible, tell everyone it’s a new experimental recipe. If they’re good, act like you knew what you were doing all along.

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Ingredients
  

  • 1 cup "Oops too much!" flour
  • 1/2 cup "Is this sugar or salt?" sugar
  • 1/2 cup "Surprise!" brown sugar
  • 1 stick "Why is this butter so soft?" butter
  • 1 egg (or two if one falls on the floor)
  • 1 tsp "Mystery extract" (vanilla, we hope)
  • 1/2 tsp "Random white powder" (baking soda or powdered sugar, who knows?)
  • 1 pinch "Just wing it" salt
  • 1 cup "Eh close enough" chocolate chips (or raisins if you're feeling evil)
  • 1 tbsp "Spontaneous madness" (whatever you find in the pantry)

Instructions
 

  • Preheat the confusion: Set your oven to somewhere around 350°F. Maybe. If your oven has a “guess” setting, use that.
  • Mix the indecision: In a large bowl, combine the flour, sugar, and brown sugar. If you can’t tell the difference, just close your eyes and hope for the best.
  • Butter up the chaos: Add the butter. If it’s not soft enough, microwave it until it explodes. Clean up the mess and try again.
  • Egg-citing times: Crack the egg(s) into the bowl. If any shells get in, just tell yourself it adds texture.
  • Extract the mayhem: Pour in the vanilla (or whatever extract you grabbed in your blind haste). It’s probably fine.
  • Powdery surprise: Add the baking soda (or whichever white powder you picked up). Sprinkle in the salt, unless you already used it as sugar.
  • Chocolate (or betrayal) chips: Fold in the chocolate chips. Accidentally use raisins if you like to live dangerously.
  • Randomness rules: Stir in the “Spontaneous madness” ingredient. It could be anything: sprinkles, crushed pretzels, or a dash of chili powder.
  • Spoonfuls of suspense: Drop spoonfuls of the dough onto a baking sheet. Space them out well because these cookies might spread, rise, or just merge into one giant cookie.
  • Bake and pray: Place the sheet in the oven and bake for 10-12 minutes. Keep an eye on them because anything could happen.
  • Disaster tasting: Let the cookies cool, then taste. If they’re terrible, tell everyone it’s a new experimental recipe. If they’re good, act like you knew what you were doing all along.

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Prep Time 2 hours
Cook Time 2 hours
Servings 2 people

Equipment

  • 1 Pressure cooker
  • 2 Knives
  • 1 Rolling Pin
  • 1 Cast iron pan
  • 1 Tongs

Ingredients
  

  • 1 piece Frozen Pancake
  • 1 tbsp Avocado Oil
  • 1 tbsp Salt ice

Instructions
 

  • Take a frozen pancake out of the freezer
  • Heat in your cast iron pan for 10 mins until browned
  • Sprinkle with salt ice